Pinky: "What time, Brain? Oh, right, you mean to take over the world?"
Brain: "YEEESS! Well...after we party with SABLE JORDAN!"
That's right, folks. Even super cute villainous mastermind BRAIN (formerly known as "The BRAIN") is coming to hang out with me. Something about WHET INK taking over the world... So, where am I gonna be this week? Well, today through the 10th I'll be partying over at Brenda and Steve's place. CLICK FOR VIP ACCESS!
You know me, I love to spread the INK. So come on over; there's even a hottie cabana boy serving the drinks! RAWR! And if hottie-Mc-hot-HAWT cabana boys aren't your bag, well, PINKY and BRAIN will be there, too. And they're awful cute ;)
Brain: "Pinky? Are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
Pinky: "I think so, Brain, but where will we find hot pants our size?"
Brain: "Remind me to flog you later. This is the part where you say go forth and LICK MY INK, Pinky."
Pinky: "Right, TROZ! Go forth and—Ooh look, a shiny!"
Brain: "You have the focus of a lima bean..."
*this message not endorsed by Pinky, Brain, Wacko, Yacko, or Dot...Or anyone else remotely affiliated with Warner Brothers. In fact this post didn't even happen. *Wayne's World fingers* "Squiddley-do squiddley-do squiddley-do!"