Monday, August 26

UN-SUCK YOUR MONDAY!! #FreeINK #PleaseRT #JessaCallaver

It's Monday. 

I know, I know, Mondays suck. 

But not this Monday!  

This Monday will forever go down in history as EPIC FREAKIN' MONDAY!

What ever do you mean, Sable? My coffee hasn't kicked in, the kids are driving me crazy, I have a project due at work I'm not ready for, and the snozzberries do not taste like SNOZZBERRIES!

Easy there, tiger. Take a breath. This is still an epic freakin' monday. Here's why:

The awesomesauce that is Jessa Callaver has updated and re-released her works: The Goat and The Heathen, The Very Thought of Him, and Family Care.  And, for a limited time, they are all...wait for it... FREEEEEEEEE!!!! (Yes, I sang that...)

Now, to be specific, they're free on Smashwords. BUT, if you want to help an author out, they're only 99 cents on Amazon. That's just a buck for a heaping helping of amazing.  Did that just UNSUCK your Monday, or what?

Go Lick Jessa's INK! And don't forget, sharing is caring. Spread the word via twitter and FB and everywhere else people mediate socially. LOL!  Deets are below!



The Goat and The Heathen
College roommates Aja and Olivia couldn't be more different. Olivia, the outgoing hot girl on campus, has arranged a little excitement for her stubborn and subdued friend. Will Aja be prepared for what her friend has planned? Moreover, for what the night might reveal? 










The Very Thought of Him


Dara's in a slump. Her smalltown workaday life is beginning to wear her thin. Bored one night, she encounters Kelly's ad online, and something is ignited in her. She flirts and he responds. The only question is, can she muster the courage to step away from what's safe? 












Family Care


A family of attorneys. Three rowdy kids. A chance to earn some extra money before leaving for college. A curious girl with a family eager to teach her a thing or two. What's the most that could happen? When 18-year-old Josie agreed to sacrifice her last high school spring break to babysit for the Sharps' she could have never foreseen the result. The Sharps are the new shiny successful family in town...with a hidden secret. Drawn into a cold and chaotic house, an even chillier marriage and a family in dire need of her care Josie soon realizes she's bitten off more than she can chew. Will she be willing to learn what this family has to teach? 




You're still here?? GO LICK INK!! LOL

Sable J out

Saturday, August 3

Keep Calm and SAKE BOMB!



(Sidebar: I was trying to duplicate that awesome helvetica meme, you know, john & paul & ringo & george, but it got to be a production so I said screw it.)

ANYWHOOOOOOO

Sake Bomb is officially out, peeps! I know some of you are already in the know, and some of you have hit me with awesome e-mails because you've already ready it (YAAY) and loved it! Thank you!  But if you haven't got your copy yet, here are the deets (And please tweet and share and all that good stuff!)


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Title: SAKE BOMB
Publisher: FRESH WHET INK
Words: 107K +
Price: $4.99



Blurb: 


An Agent
Two Bombs
And a Dom…

Fresh off a sanctioned mission that hits too close to home in the memories department, agent Kizzie Baldwin gets the Intel she’s waited five long months for—they’ve finally located Sumi, their sole lead on the salted bomb HRV.  The problem: Sumi might be dead.

Abandoning the stability of clandestine ops, Kizzie goes rogue with everyone’s favorite criminal Dom, Xander Duquesne. Together, they search the streets of Tokyo to track down and stop HRV before it blows. But there’s a second bomb, a bigger bomb, triggered by the explosive friction between impatient operative and determined Dom.

And there’s no way to stop it.

If Kizzie comes out on the other side, will she still be a good agent?  Or be His good girl?



***WARNING: 18+ only. This title contains all the stuff you don’t want your kids reading, you know, graphic language, adult themes, explicit sex, and extreme violence. Oh, and snark, can’t forget the snark. M’kay, I warned ya!***


Lick:


“Sure you don’t want to see me in the red ones?”  A bend at the waist and Kizzie lifted the silky briefs with a finger.  “I think you might like these.  They fit real snug, usually get me compliments.” 

His brow lowered.  “Blue, and you know I don’t like repeating myself.  You’re up to 21.”

“As you wish.”  Swapping out the undies, Kizzie bit her lip and slowly strolled over to where he stood in front of the chair.  “Look…I’ve had time to mull this over, and I think we should stop with the games. We’re two adults, obviously attracted to each other, and to be honest, I prefer you trying to get in my pants to you trying to get in my head.  So, how ‘bout it,” Kizzie said, adding a deliberate and sultry, “Sir?” and looking up from beneath her lashes.

She dropped the towel.

“Any way you want me.  Tie me up,” she touched her tongue to her upper lip, “spank me,” smoothed her palm up the front of his shirt, bringing the other hand up to start on the buttons. “Fuck me.  Hard and fast…nice and slow. Whatever would please you.”

She leaned into him, enjoying the feel of his solid chest and the fire chasing his palms as they skimmed down her spine. 

God, those hands.  Possessive brands on her skin. 

Lifting a bit brought her mouth closer to his, and she breathed the next words over his lips. “Any. Thing. You. Want.”  His head lowered, mouths almost meeting.  It took all of her strength to rock back out of reach. “But first…”

He cleared his throat, a heat simmering in his eyes.  “First?”

“First, you need a shower,”  Kizzie’s whispered.  “‘Cause I don’t like the smell of her perfume.” 


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Are you still here? WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR!!! #GoLickINK!!!



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Quick and dirty, I’m a writer of multicultural erotica, erotic thrillers, seductive romances, and whatever else comes to mind. Tattooed vixen. Wicked humorist. Incurable humanist. Proud geek! Closet badass. (Shhh…) Lover of pit bulls, fast cars, all music, and candy. THAT’S THE NUT IN A NUTSHELL.